Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs has recently been modified to include Wi-Fi as one of humans' most basic needs for survival. Do you know what this means? If we didn't have Wi-Fi, the human race would go extinct. If you don't believe us, here's proof!
If the human race is so important, why isn't there more free Wi-Fi in the world!? And if it does exist, where's the freaking advertisement for it!? Let's be honest...I'm not going to walk into a restaurant and buy food before I realize there's no Wi-Fi! Who do you think I am? I have to check my Facebook! Let's think of a typical scenario: you're roaming the barbaric city streets in a desperate search for Wi-Fi. But where is it?
How would you feel if you ran into one of these 15 signs that advertise Wi-Fi, which you may (or may not) find helpful.
So, are you going to give me the Wi-Fi...or?
Starbucks...why are you doing this!?
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Dropping subtle hints
Attempts to teach life lessons in exchange for Wi-fi
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Is this what we have to look forward to?
This is just cruel..
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Can someone teach these people how to spell?
via Joe's Ramblings 3.0
But we had dial-up internet in 1993...NO THANK YOU
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Guilt trip well played...
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This is why I have trust issues
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Can I just stand outside...or?
Your attempts to make people socialize are not working
Wi-Fi-free. You don't even have to pay for it.
via Ads Of The World
Advertises Wi-Fi. Makes you solve an impossible equation.
Well that was passive aggressive...