It's the most wonderful time of the year!
If you sang that, you are clearly in the Christmas spirit! If not...well, that's fine too. It's not for everyone, and now that we start celebrating basically the second Thanksgiving is over, the whole gift-giving process has really taken over. So now, instead of battling long lines and Scrooge McDucks, there's a good chance your parents just phoned it in and bought you something off Amazon. For those parents who still have a bit of that Christmas magic in the air, they might have gone to the trouble to get you exactly what you asked for this Christmas...but probably not. Here's to those Christmas trolls we call Mom and Dad. Now you know why I just buy whatever I want now.
When your parents hear you talking about COD with all your friends
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I see many nights yelling at the computer screen in this kid's future.
Remember what we said about the tablet?
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When your mom's also a biology teacher
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Clearly, mom's going on the naughty list this year
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Of course, I'm sure dad would prefer her on the naughty list
Seriously, you can't even take parents out shopping for Christmas gifts
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I'd still rather take the darkness of a Hollister than the dead eyes staring back at me from the mannequins at Old Navy. They've seen some things.
Perfect for the Big Bang Theory fan in your life
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Seriously, if this is your favorite show, this joke probably killed you. *cues laugh track*
Oh, I see what you did there
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Seriously, when was the last person anyone wrote to on paper, anyway? IT'S THE FUTURE!
They grow up so fast
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See, this is just another problem that reading causes.
When your daughter wants more more, more, MORE!
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Really? Your dog's not good enough? Just improvise! She's like 1...she won't remember.
Isn't this what Sally asked for in A Charlie Brown Christmas?
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This is what happens when Vanilla Ice pays your child support.
When you've gotten to the point where there's literally no man out there for you
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When your parents aren't afraid to play favorites
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Plot twist: Rosie's actually the family dog. Don't act surprised.
Seriously, is there something you're trying to tell me, Uncle Mark?
When mom sends you the trendiest new products
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